do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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