girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
soo... how was my night?
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