I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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