But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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