I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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