Im at strip club and am horny
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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