just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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