arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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