Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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