I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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