You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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