just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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