sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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