16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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