So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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