i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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