i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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