At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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