wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just forgot I was standing up.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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