Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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