i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize