Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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