Soap is not a condiment
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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