I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
His nipple licking is glorious
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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