It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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