Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(802): View more from Vermont

I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background

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hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god

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(201): View more from New Jersey

so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?

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(415): View more from California

If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.

(319): View more from Iowa

I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!

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