I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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