Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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