dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The struggles of a small town man whore
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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