I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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