I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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