Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How does one acquire holy water?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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