I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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