Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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