I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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