arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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