he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
