it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
