Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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