let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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