I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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