dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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