When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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