the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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