i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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