this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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