Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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