Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
is wine microwaveable?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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