I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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