is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Will exercising make me less horny?
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