worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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