youre lurking in front of me
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize