Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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