if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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