I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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