Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
